Lyrics for "Orange for a Head"

A man walks into a bar
Has an orange for a head
No facial features
But just a orange instead
He wore an orange suit, and had a head of zest
He went up to the bar and he went hey, ill have a pint of best
Then a man comes up to him
Sez why you got an orange for a head
Well, it’s a long story it kinda
goes like this

Well, what happened was
I was granted three wishes of my demise?
What was the first wish the man said
I wish I could have an infinite amount of money
What was the second wish the man said
I wish I could have any girl I wanted in the whole world
And what was the third wish the man said
And the third wish was
I wish I had an orange for a head
Woaaaaaaaaaah
Because
I wish
I wish
I wish
An orange for a head
I wish
I wish
An orange for a head ( times 8)

What really happened was
I was on my holiday
And I had my 5 a day
On my holiday
Had my 5 a day
On my holiday
Had my 5 a day
On my holiday
So look out


I wish
I wish And orange for a head (times 8)